Critter races
In Minnesota resort towns, creatures great and small run for the money.
© Beth Gauper
Dachshunds jump hurdles during races in Minneapolis, at Oktoberfest along the Mississippi River.
In June, racing season moves into full throttle in resort towns around Minnesota.
Speeding turtles begin their weekly sprints in Nisswa and Longville. In Perham, the "International'' Turtle Races — the
town says they've attracted competitors and spectators from Africa, Europe, Asia and the Middle East — begin the week
after Memorial Day.
Pelican Rapids holds weekly minnow races. In Cuyuna, ticks race only once a season, but it's a serious event: Veterinarians check for steroid use before the competition.
Goats, dachshunds and boxelder bugs step up to the starting line in Jasper, Luverne and Minneota. In Wayzata, dachshunds run
the hurdles, and they race at Oktoberfest celebrations around the region.
Prizes are awarded, but mostly, the four-legged hot rods win bragging rights for their owners. It's not NASCAR, but competition
is fierce.
Wednesdays in summer, International Turtle Races in Perham, Minn. This west-central town is known for turkeys and, in summer, tourists from the many lake resorts in Otter Tail County. Races begin downtown at 10:30 a.m.; visitors can borrow a turtle or bring their own. Turtle Fest is in mid-June. 800-634-6112.
Wednesdays in summer, Turtle Races in Nisswa, Minn. Races in this
village, the heart of the Brainerd Lakes, begin at 2 p.m. Cost to rent a turtle is $3 and prizes are awarded. 800-950-9610. For
more, see Speed demons of Nisswa.
Wednesdays in summer, Turtle Races in Longville, Minn. In this town on the shore of Girl Lake, just south of big Leech Lake, games and contests start at 1 p.m., and the races at 1:45 p.m. There's fair food, too. Turtle Town Art Fair is the last weekend in June. 800-756-7583.
Tuesdays in summer, Minnow Races in Pelican Rapids, Minn. This Otter Tail County town, not far from Perham, holds its free races in EL Peterson Park, starting at 10:30 a.m. 218-863-1221.
June, Tick Races in Cuyuna, Minn. They're at the Woodtick Inn, two miles north of Crosby on County Road 31, between Brainerd and Mille Lacs. The inn holds a jockey meeting at noon, and races begin at 1 p.m. Purchase your racing steed or bring your own. Veterinarians will check personal ticks for steroid use on site. 218-546-5313.
July, Wiener Dog Races during Hot Dog Night in Luverne, Minn. This town in the far southwestern corner of Minnesota holds its races on Main Street at 7 p.m. The top dog gets a trophy. 888-283-4061.
July 22-25, 2010, Dachshund Races at German Fest in Milwaukee. There's also a costume
contest at this big festival at Henry Maier
August, Goat Races in Jasper, Minn. This southwestern Minnesota town, between Pipestone and Luverne, holds races
during an all-school reunion and festival that also includes a tractor pull, quarry tours and a Saturday-evening parade. Bring
your own goat. 507-348-3701.
Sept. 11-13, 2009, Boxelder Bug Races during Boxelder Bug Days in Minneota, Minn. In this southwestern Minnesota town, near Marshall, races are held during a festival that also features a pedal tractor pull, street dance, carnival and parade.
Sept. 12-13, 2009, Dachshund Races during James J. Hill Days in Wayzata, Minn. In this western suburb of Minneapolis, dogs compete in the hurdles, sprints and sofa jump, followed by a costume contest and smart pet tricks. Races start at 1 p.m. Saturday at Wayzata West Middle School. 952-473-9595.
October, dachshund races at Oktoberfest celebrations. For details, see Toasting Oktoberfest.
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